I was reading Christopher in Oregon's comments the Happy Bachelors Forum archives. I came across THIS gem in which he deconstructs women. All I can say is WOW-good stuff...
luckier than most guys in many respects. Probably the biggest thing in
my favor is that both of my parents warned me about marraige and women.
My mother was very vocal about women and their nasty ways. For this I
will always be grateful. She told me in no uncertain terms that women
were pretty much all whores and liars, and that for all practical
purposes, there were no exceptions. This view is echoed by the Bible as
well, as shown by verses in Proverbs and Ecclesiaistes, for those of you
silly boys who still embrace Christianity.
Probably the most
important bit of information she gave me was that women do NOT age well.
She kept telling me that if I could just get to the age of thirty, I
"would be home free", as she put it. At the time, I didn't fully
understand it. I do now. It's not just a matter of your sex drive
diminishing as you get older, but something far more important. A
woman's looks almost always head for the gutter as she ages. The more
kids she has, the faster her looks deteriorate. I'm not talking when she
hits fifty, or even forty.
Thirty. Maybe sooner.
isn't just an issue of her face loosing that "youthful glow". I recall
visiting a Christian relationship site recently that was tactfully
talking about how a woman loses her beauty by forty. It said that she
wouldn't turn many heads anymore. I thought, "Yeah; she won't turn any
heads at forty. Maybe a few stomachs- but no heads."
This is one
of the greatest secrets that few people talk about, and young men are
almost never warned about. Women get ugly. BUTT UGLY. Even if she
doesn't grow obese, as most women do, they develope cellulite.
God. Have you ever walked down the aisle in a store and observed the
women waddling along in short pants? Have you ever looked at their legs?
Their thighs? A ghastly sight. Cellulite jiggling in every direction.
It's like the old fifties sci-fi movie "The Blob". Sometimes I'm afraid
it's going to jump out and envelope me.
Ponder her buttocks. More cellulite. Lots more fat. You could set up a table for six on some of the female bums out there.
belly could handle the overflow. I was watching a show on one of the
Discovery channels the other day and they were talking about how a
woman's belly can grow and stretch to accomodate pregnancy. Yes, indeed.
A woman's belly can grow to resemble a beached whale in short order.
(It rarely shrinks back)
Contemplate her breasts. Ah, yes. The twin orbs of pleasure that young men so foolishly lust after.
a couple of sacks of fat with oozing nipples on the end. Very few
women's breasts look like the one's you see in the movies. Normally,
most breasts are NOT attractive at all. They droop. Sometimes they're
not identical. Some look like gourds. When children come along, they sag
badly. Very badly. Sometimes down to their belly, which by this time is
also sagging in a race to hit the floor. In a woman, everything heads
south, my friends. NEVER forget this.
I'm going to be blunt. Have
you ever smelled a vagina? Seriously. I mean in it's natural, unwashed
state? Really stuck your nose right down there and taken a deep breath?
G-d. The stench could have knocked a buzzard off a shit wagon at fifty
paces. To this day I swear there was a cloud of flies buzzing around
that portal of doom. Sometimes when riding my Harley-Beasties around the
rural roads here in Oregon, I encounter dead skunks. Road kill. We have
a lot of them here, and when they've been baking in the summer sun, you
can smell them a long way off even at sixty miles per hour.
Vaginas tend to be even nastier.
have long said that a vagina is a cesspool of filth and disease, and
that I will never place any part of my anatomy into such a sewer. With
the odds that a woman has herpes or HPV, this statement is even more
Nature has a clever trick to warn us of danger.
Smell. If you encounter something that smells bad, or rancid, Nature is
telling you to get away.
(Danger, danger Will Robinson!)
You are being warned that something is probably carrying disease, and is filthy. Definatley not fit for human consumption.
what comes out of a woman's vagina when she has a period. It's not just
blood, boys. Other nasty stuff sloughes off. If she has HPV, then dead
warts (if she's being treated) come oozing out. Or dead pre-cancerous
lesions. Scabs. Brown slime that reeks.
Doubt me? Visit any HPV forum and read the stories. It's enough to make a Billy-Goat puke.
And they wonder why so many men don't want to perform oral sex......
about her rectum. Yep. Her butt-hole. Think about how close it is to
her vagina. Do you REALLY want your gonads slapping up against her
How carefully does she wipe after she
uses the toilet? Do you know? Of course not. You're taking it on faith
that she is very sanitary, and we all know we can trust women.
at her pretty face. Think about her mouth. Can you say gingivitus?
Tooth decay? Mucous? Plaque? The human mouth is FILTHY, and a woman's
mouth is no exception, bucko. She can also carry Herpes and HPV in her
mouth from all those blow jobs she's been giving out to every guy in
town. Blow jobs that mysteriously disappear once married, I might add.
at her beady little eyes. Will they look so pretty when she is
squinting through glasses that are as thick as coke bottle bottoms? When
they're oozing? When they are dull and lifeless as she hits middle age?
you ever watched how a woman's skin sags? Their skin ages much faster
than a man's. Loss of collagen you know. They soon look like a mummy.
Surely you've seen a middle-aged couple walking along. The man is fifty.
In shape. Pleasantly greying on the sides of his head. A bounce in his
Then look at his wife
She looks like
an open-casket funeral. The stench of death is about her. He's just
hitting his prime in looks, while she's flying towards death. Yes, she
may outlive him. If you can call occupying a rotting carcass living.
Deconstruct the female.
This is a common theme by celibate males who seek to warn men about the realities of women.
Deconstruct the female.
sure sometimes women wonder why I'm smiling as I go about my business.
It's not just that I'm friendly. I'm deconstructing in my mind. Many
times this has saved me.
Women produce the same filth and
excretions as men. They require deodrants both for underarms, and even
worse, for down below. What happens when a woman uses the toilet? Do you
think it comes out smelling like roses? Think again.
that your sex drive is irrational. It's designed by nature to get you to
breed. Once the breeding is done, your sex drive diminishes and her
looks disappear. Nature doesn't want her being desireable to other men.
She needs to take care of the little children, so nature makes her ugly.
The more children, the uglier she gets. It's a normal biologiacl result
Stop and analyze why you feel desire for a woman.
You're being manipulated by nature to do something that is NOT in your
personal best interest. It will not be advantageous in any way to breed
with a woman. You will be drained physically, emotionally, spiritually
and financially. Consider the other examples in nature of males being
used and cast aside after breeding. Once they have served their purpose,
they are useless to the female.
Do you think you will be treated
any differently when the female has used you for breeding? You will
only be around as long as she feels she need you financially. No longer.
Deconstruct the female.
what she is physically. Understand the forces that drive her to breed,
and the part you play. Is this what you want? To spend your short life
in this fashion? Are you destined to be a slave to your desires? Can you
rise above nature? Can you use your mind to control your actions?
Are you better and stronger than the other creatures in the world, or are you a slave to your passions just as surely as a dog?
The choice is yours.
your mind of lust. Avoid looking at women. Avoid porn. Masturbate if
needed when yonger- or older. Don't date. Don't socialize with women.
Concentrate on your hobbies. Your work. Your exercising.
motorcycle if you can swing it. Ride. Commune with nature. Contemplate
your naval. Read the classics. Take up bicycling. Hiking.
your energies in ways that benefit YOU, not some oozing gash. You don't
have to be just another cog in the Matriarchy. Live for yourself.
must end this now, as nature is calling. I'm going to take a
much-deserved dump in my newly redecorated bachelor bathroom that no
Vagina-Beasty has ever fouled.
It makes you view women in less of a lustful way, doesn't it? Until next time...